Top 10 Hayop na Hirit (Lalake sa Babae)
10. Baboy ka ba? Kasi nakaka-taba ka ng puso.
9. Isda ka ba? Kasi ang sarap mong tignan...
pero di naman kita mahawakan.
8. Tarsier ka ba? Coz you're such an exotic beauty.
7. Are you a monkey? Maybe we can do business.
6. Praying mantis ka ba? Ang galing mong lumuhod.
5. Kalapati ka ba? Kasi payapa ang kalooban ko sa'yo.
4. Oso ka ba? Kasi everyone wants to be the first
to wear you on a date.
3. Are you a hen? Can you sit on my eggs?
2. Pusa ka ba? Kasi you're purrfect.
1. Are you a beaver? Coz… damn.
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